Friday, February 12, 2010

Dear John Mayer

You're making it REALLY hard (maybe even impossible) for me to be in love with you right now.

Stop trying so hard to be clever and shock everybody with what you say and who you've slept with. Shut your mouth and play the damn guitar.

I'm sorry I haven't given your latest album a full listen but its all about heartbreak and loneliness which is really not the kind of subject matter I can stomach right now.

We both know that its not as good as Continuum. I miss that John.

Maybe I'll get to see him again if you can stop being so self aware.

All the best,

Heather

1 comment:

Tali Nay said...

i'm glad you are utilizing the letter format. i find it very effective for venting. (how do you feel about room for squares? i recently rediscovered this album, and i must say i like it quite a bit. i'm almost convinced that my body IS a wonderland.)